my parents need to learn that it matters not the length of one’s shorts, but the size of one’s heart
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET ALL MY LIFE
he got the bracelet from a duck
world history in one sentence
i always put this on before i steal your girl
rapper riff raff mistakes a palm tree for a pineapple
rapper riff raff is growing a big ass pineapple in his front yard.
Hey NERDS, this year’s Portrait Valentines are done! Print them out and eat them.
If you’d like to support me buy them here! Or come to my recitals once in a while. It wouldn’t kill you.